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Iron Maiden
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There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their a$$es.

The results are pretty interesting:

1. 5% of women surveyed feel their a$$ is too big.

2. 10% of women surveyed feel their a$$ is too small.

3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.....
 

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 
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Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink .
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

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Iron Maiden
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git_r_done said:
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

God created Man and rested.
Looked again and said: "I can do better!"
So then God Created Woman.

When God created Adam, She was only joking!

Gotcha!!! ;)
 
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git_r_done said:
Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink .
-------------------------------------------------------------------
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
-------------------------------------------------------------------
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
------------------------------------------------------------------- !
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
-------------------------------------------------------------------
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

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And you wonder why you're not married anymore? :mrgreen:
 

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SheNine said:
There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their a$$es.

The results are pretty interesting:

1. 5% of women surveyed feel their a$$ is too big.

2. 10% of women surveyed feel their a$$ is too small.

3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.....
Funny, VERY Funny. It's strange to be with the majority, for a change.
 

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You know, the women surveyed should try to learn something from normal women. Interspecies relationships don't usually work out that well.


BTW, my g/f says her butt is too big, but I tell her that I like it anyway.
 

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SheNine said:
Zulu7 said:
BTW, my g/f says her butt is too big, but I tell her that I like it anyway.

Every woman thinks her butt is too big, and her b(.)(.)bs are too small!!!!


There is a such thing as boobs that are too big. It's a fine line to cross, but in most cases it lies in between C and D.
 

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10 Things Men Know About Women

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Things NOT to say to the wifey...

Wife "Honey does this dress make my ass look too big?"
Husband "No your fat ass makes it look too big"
 
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SheNine said:
Zulu7 said:
BTW, my g/f says her butt is too big, but I tell her that I like it anyway.

Every woman thinks her butt is too big, and her b(.)(.)bs are too small!!!!
Oh not true. I'll agree with the first part, but my wife had a reduction four years ago, and she's talking about getting them reduced again.
 

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Iron Maiden
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spanielsells said:
SheNine said:
Zulu7 said:
BTW, my g/f says her butt is too big, but I tell her that I like it anyway.

Every woman thinks her butt is too big, and her b(.)(.)bs are too small!!!!
Oh not true. I'll agree with the first part, but my wife had a reduction four years ago, and she's talking about getting them reduced again.
Sure - there are those that don't fit the above. Tell her she can send some my way................ ;)
 
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