Now if I hear something, I reach over and grab a handful of my honey's butt so I know if she is there or not........
Ya know. I read this earlier, and after a beer or two with the boys I realized that I was doing this without even trying.always leave lights on such that any intruder is lit. keep yourself in the dark.
LOL. Next time I am your way I may have to bring one down for you to play with. They are still just babies.![]()
CDP, I think you should just post a caution sign outside your property that you have snakes loose in the house and no one will ever break in.
I read an article years ago about some company in S. Africa (probably she9's family) that would put Black Mambas and Cobras loose in people's houses and put caution signs all around the house when they were gone and no one ever broke in to them. It became a problem once when they couldn't find a Mamba that had gotten into an air conditioning duct I guess....could you imagine coming home to find out they didn't get all the snakes out yet?
Anyway, when I read your last post, I immediately thought about how I am more cautious with snakes than I am dogs.
'The last thing the intruder saw as he broke into CDP's house'
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LOL. Next time I am your way I may have to bring one down for you to play with. They are still just babies.
Agreed. But lucky for me, my snakes are not venomous, like all boidae, they kill by constriction. The Boa may get large enough to kill a medium sized rabbit, or a cat. But the Ball will never get big enough to kill or eat anything larger than a big rat.If all snakes are like rattlers, it is the babies that are the most dangerous. Most of the big rattler bites in people are dry strikes. They don't want to waste the venom on you. The little ones don't know how to regulate their venom and pump a full dose when they hit someone.
I agree with you on that. I live in a small 2 bedroom home. I keep night lights around. If someone came in at night My dogs would be the first to hear them before they even made it to the front door from the porch and would bark like hell. And by that time I would have my 45 or double barrel 12 gauge in my hands waiting near my bed. I would wait for them to come to me if they ignore the warning to leave.Never, never keep your house as dark as a tomb. Leave nights in key locations. First, your eyes will be already adjusted to the tiny light allowing you to see. Second night lights keep you from stubbing your toes in the middle of the night while heading to the bathroom.
I also utilize the 'stash weapon' approach for daytime/early evening as well. I have a 4" King Cobra .357 in a Kitchen drawer and a SOG Tigershark combat knife in its sheath fixed under the coffee table. You?I agree with you on that. I live in a small 2 bedroom home. I keep night lights around. If someone came in at night My dogs would be the first to hear them before they even made it to the front door from the porch and would bark like hell. And by that time I would have my 45 or double barrel 12 gauge in my hands waiting near my bed. I would wait for them to come to me if they ignore the warning to leave.
If they came in during the day I know where I keep a few weapons loaded and ready and I can access one of them at any point in a matter of a few sec.
Has anyone here seen a show called "It takes a Thief"?and a Choclate Lab who can be very scary when she wants to.
Yeah, I was thinking more along the lines of a deterrent/ alarm. My dog is a total wuss. She would just run and hide if someone broke in, but she would make one hell of a racket.Has anyone here seen a show called "It takes a Thief"?
Yes it is comical, and you can learn a few things from it. But the biggest learning point you can take away from it is how many people that own large dogs, and the large dog is barking and growling at the guy as he walks up to the screen door, then the BG opens it, and the big mean looking dog licks him as he walks in, and they run off into the yard to play.
An untrained dog (IE a dog that is not trained in personal, or home protection) is not likely to attack someone that breaks in, and while they are slightly more likely to attack someone attacking their masters, the dog mentality tells them that if someone is attacking the alpha they are to sit back and see what happens so they know who their new alpha is going to be. Depending on the dog, and their mentality, their instinct tells them that if the alpha is unable to defend himself against attack, then he should not be the alpha. Now a more dominate dog that constantly challenges the alpha for the top spot is more likely to join in defense of the alpha, not because he is trying to protect his alpha, but because it is yet another opportunity to take the alpha spot from the alpha.
Dogs are a great deterrent (some studies say that simply owning a large dog can lessen the chances of a home invasion by up to 80%), and a great alarm. But are not a good defense unless they have been trained to be a defense.
Thats good. And I can't tell you what someone's dog will do cause I don't know them.Yes, there is a good deal of bravado concerning dogs out there. I have had some close calls with family problems, a messed up brother in law threatening my sister and her kids, and so on. And I acted accordingly in all circumstances. With that said, let there be no doubt, I am the alpha. I trained my dogs and they will do exactly what I tell them to do. It is their job to make enough noise to wake the dead. They are big loud enough to give most people pause. By once I am awake, it is my turn, and they are instructed to "go watch mommy", just as they were trained. If the BG gets lucky and makes it past me, I would imagine the sight of two large dogs and one friggin' huge dog standing in the bedroom doorway growling and showing their teeth will make someone think twice. If the dogs don't scare them off, then the image of Zelda Queen of Mars leveling the 12 gage at their head would, if they live.
Very few burglars know what a hush puppy is and even fewer would carry one.