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Harley Dude
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I picked this up from another forum: We have one member that will love it! :lol:


Three Hikers

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a
large, raging, violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the
first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."

Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to
swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give
me strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a
rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in
about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed,
"God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to
cross the river. Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map,
hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
 
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Dude was walking thru the woods and found an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed the dirt off- poof- out came a genie. He said "you can have one wish, anything you want in the world." Since this dude was a charter member of the little weiner club he quickly said: I want to be a STUD.
Poof- He became a two by four in a Chicago townhouse. :eek: :eek:
 

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Harley Dude
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whompuss said:
Dude was walking thru the woods and found an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed the dirt off- poof- out came a genie. He said "you can have one wish, anything you want in the world." Since this dude was a charter member of the little weiner club he quickly said: I want to be a STUD.
Poof- He became a two by four in a Chicago townhouse. :eek: :eek:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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