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Better than being chase by Jesus....

Burglar broke into a house one night. He hears, "Psssst, Jesus is watching you...". He looks around sees nothing and goes back to burgling. "Psssst, Jesus is watching you...", he hears it again... "Who is that", he whispers. A whisper comes back from a strange shape in the corner, "Moses". He goes over to the shape and it's a parrot cage. The parrot says, "I'm Moses, Jesus is watching you..." Burglar says, "What kind of people name a parrot Moses?" Parrot says, "Same kind of people that named a Rottweiler Jesus......"


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I get this, it happens to me all the time but usually it's the moon following me.
 

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Jupiter is an itty bitty tiny speck of light in the night sky. Can't really even be differentiated from stars unless you know at least a small amount of astronomy. It makes no noise.

Not a chance someone mistook Jupiter for a drone. Good grief.

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Jupiter is an itty bitty tiny speck of light in the night sky. Can't really even be differentiated from stars unless you know at least a small amount of astronomy. It makes no noise.

Not a chance someone mistook Jupiter for a drone. Good grief.

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Maybe she had some psychedelic help.
 
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