Grand Imperial Poobah
A Scottish policewoman who believed she was being chased by a drone was told that the pursuing object was in fact the planet Jupiter.
Maybe she had some psychedelic help.Jupiter is an itty bitty tiny speck of light in the night sky. Can't really even be differentiated from stars unless you know at least a small amount of astronomy. It makes no noise.
Not a chance someone mistook Jupiter for a drone. Good grief.