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Harley Dude
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I saw this on GB and had to post it here! Thought it was cute! ;)


A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"

"What do you mean? I'm fine."

"What about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," said the pirate, "we were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg, but the Doc fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."

"Oh yeah? Well, what about that hook? The last time I saw you, you had both hands."

"Well, we were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off, but the Doc fixed me up with the hook, and I feel great, really."

"Oh," said the bartender, "what about that eye patch? The last time you were in here you had both eyes."

"One day when we were at sea some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up and one of them crapped in my eye."

"You're kidding," said the bartender, " you couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird crap!"

"Well, ya see, it was me first day with the hook".
 

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Iron Maiden
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This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants.
The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
"Aaargh," said the pirate, "it's driving me nuts!!"
 

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SheNine said:
This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants.
The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
"Aaargh," said the pirate, "it's driving me nuts!!"
You, young lady, Are INCORRIGIBLE.

That's what I like about you!
(where's that whipping smiley when I need it??)
 

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Iron Maiden
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gunrnr said:
You, young lady, Are INCORRIGIBLE.

That's what I like about you!
(where's that whipping smiley when I need it??)



It's what makes me so interesting..... you never know what to expect!!! ;) :twisted:
 
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