a man and his wife are vacationing in San Francisco. they're walking through a park when they come to a 3' high stone curbed wishing well. the husband pulls out a twenty five cent piece ,silently make a wish and tosses the quarter into the well. his wife takes out a quarter, steps toward the well, she slips hits her head on the stone curbing , falls face first into the well and drowns. her husband looks up and says "holy $h-t , it works"!!!