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To impress a woman:
Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Pray with her.
Pray for her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Shop for her: jewelry.
Buy her flowers.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.





To impress a man:
Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings.
Don't block the TV.
 

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To impress a man:
Show up naked.
Have a working knowledge of firearms.
Don't block the TV.
Leave the remote where you found it.
Better yet, Leave the remote the ____ alone!

Oh Sh!t -- Gonbalistik was reading over my shoulder. I'll be doing penance tonight, for sure!
Oh Well -- I like doing penance for her!!!

...Yesssss Dear....
 
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I've got it down pat how to impress my woman.

How she impresses me:

Gets naked when time is right,
Brings home 12 year old Dewar's scotch
Loves me when I screw up sometimes
Loves me unconditionally
Honors our marriage vows
Prays with me (NO, it ain't hokey)
Couldn't ask for more.

I am truly blessed,
 

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Whew! ABSOLUTELY, Mr. Whompuss -- You and your hunny have your priorities stright. That's what really matters!!!
 

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SheNine said:
Buy me guns, and take me shooting! :mrgreen:

Oh, the love me unconditionally forever part is good too........................ ;)
And show up Naked right................................................................... :D
 
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To impress a woman:
Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Pray with her.
Pray for her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Shop for her: jewelry.
Buy her flowers.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.

NOT! :?

Pull down them Levis and mount the tailgate assume the position :lol:
 

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I'm doing all that, Lee, and I think it's working...very slowly though.
 
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