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Right Wing Zealot
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The Halloween Party

A husband and wife were scheduled to attend a Halloween party. The
wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the
Halloween party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she
argued and
said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed; and there was no
need for his good time to be spoiled by her not going. So he took his
costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an
hour, woke without pain, and as it was still early, decided to go to
the party.

As her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she
would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when
she was not with him. So she joined the party and soon spotted her
in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every
nice woman he could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss

His Wife went up to him and, being a rather seductive babe herself,
he left his new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She
let him go as far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
After more drinks he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear
and she agreed. So off they went to her car and made passionate love in the back seat.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put
the costume away and got into bed. She began to wonder what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was
sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know, I never have a good time
when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you; I never even danced one dance. When I
got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guy. So we went into
the spare room and played poker all evening.
"You must have looked really silly wearing that costume playing
poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your
brother. He said he had the time of his life!"

Premium Member
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Almost Frog-Worthy...

Harley Dude
14,651 Posts
Ha!Ha! I love it! :eek: :eek: ;) :? :? :shock: :oops: :oops: :mrgreen:

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