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Two ******** decided they weren’t going anywhere in life, and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

The first ******* went in to see the counselor, who told him to take Math, History, and Logic.

“What’s Logic?” the first ******* asked. The professor answered by saying, “Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?” “I sure do.” said the first *******.

“Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard,” replied the professor.

“That’s real good!” said the *******.

The professor continued, “Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house.”

Impressed, the ******* said,
“Amazin!”

“And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife,” continued the professor.

“That’s Betty Mae! This is incredible!” The ******* is obviously catching on.

“Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual,” said the professor.

“You’re absolutely right!” exclaimed the *******. Why that’s the most fascinatin’ thing I ever heard! I cain’t wait to take that logic class!!”

The *******, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway, where his friend was still waiting.

“So what classes are ya takin’?” asked the friend.

“Math, History, and Logic!” replied the first *******.

“What in tarnation is logic???” asked his friend.

“Let me give you an example.
Do ya own a weed eater?” asked the first *******.

“No,” his friend replied.

“You’re GAY!”
 
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