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Friends vs Navy Friends


FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk

NAVY FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don't
get caught


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FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

NAVY FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fat chick you tried to pick up


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FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.

NAVY FRIENDS: Know some wild **** will happen, and set
up rally points and an E & E route.


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FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.

NAVY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
Damn...we fucked up... but hey, that **** was fun "

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FRIENDS: Cry with you.

NAVY FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some
vagasil on your vagina.


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FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it
back.

NAVY FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought it in the first place.

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FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
stand and leave them alone.

NAVY FRIENDS: Will low crawl naked into the room with a
camera and hope for the tag team.

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FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

NAVY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from
you.

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FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.

NAVY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left
you.

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FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

NAVY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"


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FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when y ou get
tossed out of the bar.

NAVY FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for
touching you on the way out.


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FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

NAVY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,
drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night


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FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think
you've had enough.

NAVY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place and say,

"*****, you better drink the rest of that ****, you know
we don't
waste.


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FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

NAVY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money
after taking care of each other for so long.


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FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

NAVY FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then
2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".


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FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks ****
about you.

NAVY FRIENDS: Will knock them the **** out!!


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FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."

NAVY FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.


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FRIENDS: Will ignore this

NAVY FRIENDS: Will forward this to all their friends.
 

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I don't have Navy friends but sounds just like my Army friends...lol.


Close.......


I dont have Navy friends but I need to get some!


Good laugh!
 

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Yup. For sure!
 

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Yea, but having to drag those anchors around all the time! Clank, Clank!! Not fun! ;) ;)
 
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I got the same joke in an email but it was about army friends instead of navy ones, I'd say it goes for all friends in the military.
 
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