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Friends vs Navy Friends

FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk

NAVY FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you don't
get caught


FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs

NAVY FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell
them about the fat chick you tried to pick up


FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and
hope that no one is late for the ride home.

NAVY FRIENDS: Know some wild **** will happen, and set
up rally points and an E & E route.


FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did
was wrong.

NAVY FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying,
Damn...we fucked up... but hey, that **** was fun "


FRIENDS: Cry with you.

NAVY FRIENDS: laugh at you and tell you to put some
vagasil on your vagina.


FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it

NAVY FRIENDS: Steal each other's stuff so often nobody
remembers who bought it in the first place.


FRIENDS: Are happy that someone picked up a one night
stand and leave them alone.

NAVY FRIENDS: Will low crawl naked into the room with a
camera and hope for the tag team.


FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

NAVY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from


FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd
is doing.

NAVY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left


FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

NAVY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"


FRIENDS: Will try and talk to the bouncer when y ou get
tossed out of the bar.

NAVY FRIENDS: Will man up and go after the bouncer for
touching you on the way out.


FRIENDS: Will wish you had enough money to go out that
night, and are sorry you couldn't come.

NAVY FRIENDS: Will share their last dollar with you,
drag you along, and try to steal free drinks all night


FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think
you've had enough.

NAVY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the
place and say,

"*****, you better drink the rest of that ****, you know
we don't


FRIENDS: Want the money they loaned you back next week.

NAVY FRIENDS: Can't begin to remember who owes who money
after taking care of each other for so long.


FRIENDS: Will say "I can't handle Tequila anymore".

NAVY FRIENDS: Will say "okay, just one more..." and then
2 minutes later "okay, just one more!".


FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks ****
about you.

NAVY FRIENDS: Will knock them the **** out!!


FRIENDS: Will tell you "They'd take a bullet for you."

NAVY FRIENDS: Will actually take a bullet for you.


FRIENDS: Will ignore this

NAVY FRIENDS: Will forward this to all their friends.

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I don't have Navy friends but sounds just like my Army


I dont have Navy friends but I need to get some!

Good laugh!

Premium Member
15,424 Posts
Yup. For sure!

Harley Dude
14,651 Posts
Yea, but having to drag those anchors around all the time! Clank, Clank!! Not fun! ;) ;)

Discussion Starter · #8 ·
I got the same joke in an email but it was about army friends instead of navy ones, I'd say it goes for all friends in the military.
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