I have a 1911 on my hip at all times. I keep a shotgun by every door. I have a 9mm on my night stand. I keep a 357 under my truck seat. I have a 380 tucked between the seats of my couch. There’s a .38 in the kitchen pantry. I keep a .22/1911 behind the toilet tank in the powder room. I have a small IED device I designed myself set near the garage door. None of this is true.