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· Gun Cashew
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A little old lady is driving along in her car. This isn't her day - she's run a red light. Lights go off in her rear view mirror. She pulls over.

After the officer asks her for her license and registration, she hands them over, plus her license to carry, as is prescribed by the laws of her state.

The officer's eyes get wider.

"Ma'am, do you have a firearm?"

"Yes, sir, I do, legally as you can see."

"What is someone like you carrying a firearm around for? What are you so afraid of?"

The little old lady's eyes narrow and looks the officer dead in the eye. She responds:

"Absolutely nothing."

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Yeh...go get em grandma!
 

· RELOAD=More PEW PEW
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LOL she looks like the queen of England that's hillarious
 

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My wife liked that one, too.... a work in progress.
 

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I can't help but think the whole thing is a farce. Just look closely at the picture. The arm with the gun doesn't fit the rest of her body.
It is a good fantasy though.
 

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Still my all time favorite. Reminds me of my grandmother.

Alan
 
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