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    Default 45-Year-Old Man Caught With Child Porn Says He Identifies as an 8-Year-Old Girl

    Paul Joseph Watson
    16 January 2020


    A 45-year-old man caught with child pornography had a novel defense in court; he claimed he identified as an 8-year-old girl.

    Facing up to 20 years in prison, Joseph Gobrick told a judge in Michigan that he had a First Amendment right to view child porn on his computer and that he was in fact an 8-year-old girl, so it didn’t matter anyway.

    “I’ve always been an 8-year-old girl, and even in my drawings and fantasies I’m always an 8-year-old girl,” said Gobrick.

    After his claim that he was in fact a child and therefore immune from prosecution didn’t impress the judge, Gobrick resorted to implying that his oppressors were behaving like Nazis.

    “Under the law, Auschwitz was legal,” he said, arguing, “What you’re doing here is wrong, just as Auschwitz was.”

    “If Gobrick can identify as a female, why can’t he identify as a female of whatever age he chooses?” asks Matt Walsh.

    “At least a man who “feels like a child” can rightly point out that he was once a child, so he has some frame of reference for judging these feelings. And at least it does make sense, in the case of certain mental disabilities, to say that an adult “has the brain of a child.”

    “None of this vindicates Gobrick to any extent at all, but my point is that transageism is actually more credible and makes more sense than transgenderism. It’s still bogus, but slightly less so. Age does change, after all. I will not be a 33-year-old man forever. But I will be a man forever. If my sex is a fluid characteristic, how much more fluid must my age be?”

    Who knows, the way western society is heading, Gobrick’s excuse may well be accepted by courts in 5-10 years.

    If Rachel Dolezal can identify as black and Caitlyn Jenner can identify as a woman having been a man for over 50 years, why not?




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    Democrats are just too funny

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    I've been waiting for that defense, i honestly thought it would have come sooner..
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    He should have just done this in NYC where he would be released under the new bail reform...........
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    mmmmmmmmmmm So like if I "IDENTIFY" as a Judge Roy Bean and Sentence him to Hang til death that makes it all legal like does it not? Hey I Identified that is all that was needed...
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    Quote Originally Posted by KILTED COWBOY View Post
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    Yeah but not "funny hilarious" just "funny peculiar".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steyr Man 146 View Post
    mmmmmmmmmmm So like if I "IDENTIFY" as a Judge Roy Bean and Sentence him to Hang til death that makes it all legal like does it not? Hey I Identified that is all that was needed...
    Ok, but first you have to find someone that self identifies as a hangman.

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    Really would like to be a fly on the wall when he gets to the big house, I'm sure that excuse will work well for him.

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