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    Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, "surely I can't look that old?” Well . . . you'll love this one.



    I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

    Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended St Mary's high school. "Yes. Yes, I did." he gleamed with pride.

    "When did you graduate?" I asked. He answered, "In 1984. Why do you ask?" "You were in my class!!!!” I exclaimed.

    He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled faced, gray-haired, decrepit, son-of-a-bitch, asked, "What did you teach"??
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    I know how old I look, the wife has one of those make up curved inward mirror hanging right in front of my face every time I go to the bathroom, this thing is a killer if you think you're not that old.
    ​I WILL DO WHAT I HAVE TO AND DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS LATER

    They say time flies when you're having fun, so now that i'm old, how come i'm not having fun and time flies faster than when I had fun as a kid ?

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    I attended my 25 year high school re-union. I hadn't seen most of my classmates since our Senior Year, Seeing them made me feel old. I guess that's why re-unions aren't very popular with a lot of folks.
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    What's sad is seeing someone who looks 'older than dirt', then realizing they are younger than you.
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    Although I'm 77, I have one thing going for me...all of my hair (even though it's gray). I feel sorry for guys going bald in their 40s.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russ D View Post
    I attended my 25 year high school re-union. I hadn't seen most of my classmates since our Senior Year, Seeing them made me feel old. I guess that's why re-unions aren't very popular with a lot of folks.
    Someone in the group of friends I used to hang out when I was 17 decided to do this a few years ago, it's pretty simple these days to find 10 peoples you know by name and most of them showed up except a couple that were already dead. To tell you the truth it was the nicest group of strangers I've ever spent a day with loll I didn't recognize most of them but that one girl I couldn't find the balls to ask her to go out with me and still looked awesome punched me in the chest saying you realize I waited for you for almost a year, you @ hole, we could've had fun together... That was sad and flattering at the same time lol... Hey God, can I have a do over?
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    ​I WILL DO WHAT I HAVE TO AND DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS LATER

    They say time flies when you're having fun, so now that i'm old, how come i'm not having fun and time flies faster than when I had fun as a kid ?

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    When you get old, you can relate to this.[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
    Obituary page reads, "same age" (bad), "younger" (very bad), "older" (OK), "much older" (great).
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    ^^^ Sort of but for me replace the paper with a computer screen lol
    ​I WILL DO WHAT I HAVE TO AND DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS LATER

    They say time flies when you're having fun, so now that i'm old, how come i'm not having fun and time flies faster than when I had fun as a kid ?

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