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    Default Florida Man Tells Authorities Cocaine on His Nose Is Not His

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    Despite his protests that the cocaine dusting his nostrils did not belong to him, Jimenez was [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] at the scene in Hillsborough County, Florida. The Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office confirmed that Jimenez’s nose was swabbed and tested positive for the illegal drug. He was then searched and more cocaine was found on his person.

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    The one about the woman squeezing the guys nuts til they bled.....what was this guy doing while she was doing that? Was he afraid to hit her? Did he think he deserved it?
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    Totally plausible.
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    Sounds like this guy might have been a very big fan of gold spray can paint at one time.
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    I don't think these folks are Florida natives. They move down here, and the heat and humidity affects their brains, or something.

    Who did the cocaine supposedly belong to , Madonna?

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    Well, maybe a friend got him high. So, technically, he didn't pay for it, it's not legally his, so......
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