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    Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.



    *Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
    The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
    *Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
    Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
    *Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
    Pharmacist: "All kinds "
    *Jacob: " Medicine for rheumatism?"
    Pharmacist: "Definitely."
    *Jacob: "How about suppositories?"
    Pharmacist: "You bet!"
    *Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"
    Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
    *Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
    Pharmacist: "Absolutely.."
    *Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
    Pharmacist: "We sure do."
    *Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
    Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
    *Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
    Pharmacist: "Sure."
    *Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."



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