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    Default Shocking Police Discovery in Detroit

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    Police in Detroit last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 fully-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, two tons of heroin, $5,000,000 in forged US banknotes and 15 trafficked Latino prostitutes, all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library on Woodward Ave.

    Local residents were stunned. A community spokesman said: "We're all shocked; we never knew we had a library."

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    :kneeslap: haha
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    ..Heh!
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    Damn, I needed a good laugh today.

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    Ha. I was suspicious at first and looked back to see if this was in the joke section then when I realized it wasn't was real tempted to believe until the very end...you got me.

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    In Kentucky we tell those as Indiana jokes. And vice versa.

    Example:

    If you're from Gary (or Harlan, or Indy, or Louisville), what do you call being shot five times, stabbed four times, beaten about the head and shoulders, and having one ear torn off?

    Foreplay.

    I told it as a Jersey joke to a guy from Newark, and his answer was, "A pretty good day, on the whole."

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    Funny....

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    True story too!
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    *roflmao* Got me!!

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