"yer nayum hyar" ?
How about "Ohbuyone Canopy" ?
"yer nayum hyar" ?
Let me guess Durante...you got a million of em....ha cha cha
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What is in a name? A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. A name is just a label we put on ourselves so that people will know who they are disagreeing with.
How about HWMNBN.... He Who Must Not Be Named.... Oops J.K. beat you to that one.
How about that one vilian in Spiderman whose name was unpronounceable. Mr. Mixelpplix or something like that.
Or just Peter Parker. But, that has some sexual overtones to it. How was your date last night Jane. Oh it was great he was a real....
We have a Popeye. How about Bluto, except spell it BlueToe just to piss people off.
Or go for something lofty and political. Sheik Abdul Sandinmycrack.
Go for something sweet. You are from Texas. Call yourself Jolly Rancher. Just stay away from Rump Ranger. Especially if some one named Peter Parker shows up. You definitely don't want to get them two together. Unless you have a crow bar.
Hey there you go.... Crow Bar... Good manly name, Or Tire Iron. another good macho name. I would advise against Trojan Man though especially with Peter Parker lurking around. Though it might be a good business opportunity.
Or bill yourself as a Polar Bear with mood swings. You could be a Bi-polar Polar Bear. If you swung both ways you could be a Bi Bi-polar Polar Bear. If you were also a nudist then you would be a Bare Bi Bi-polar Polar Bear.
Wait the bong is empty BRB. Its OK... I self identify as someone who is in Colorado.
OK... Seriously. I picked my name based on my job. What the hell do I know about names? Though I am sort of partial to George.
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I would rather be a conservative nut job than a liberal with no nuts and no job.
A gun is the ability to say " No, I won't! " and mean it.
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